Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31425337-20180601225216/@comment-34461139-20180630235841

Child Martin: OK, now that we have snuck out, we are getting the newspaper.

Child Eva: What if we get caught?

Child Martin: Already took care of that.

Robot Martin: WE REQUEST PERMISSION TO MAKE OUT.

Darkley: OK.

(Robot Martin and Robot Eva make out. Meanwhile, at the interview...)

Child Martin: Let’s nail our interview, OK?

Child Eva: OK.

Child Martin: We are from Darkley’s Boarding School for Bad Boys.

Child Eva: Before asking questions, I was put there because I had an attitude and villainous spirit like the boys.

Child Martin: We were tired of the way we were living life. We got tired of fighting, and I personally got tired of playing Laser Chess, tired of winning money from bets that I don’t need, because I get all my money from the bank.

Child Eva: We both get permission for robbing the bank from Darkley. And I got tired of the tameness of the school, getting into fights, and being insulted for all the girly-girl stereotypes.

Child Martin: So we went rogue, and went to your interview.

Child Eva: And we are also good at deception, staying silent, and simply playing a role in this game of villainy.

Child Martin: That is all.