User blog:Westcot/🎶It's Twelve in the Morning and I need some Rest!🎶

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was a bunch of people arguing about The Last Jedi.

Just stop.​​​​​

The Last Jedi was great.

Just, stop.

Thank you.

Moving on.

In another corner of another place of another universe...

Lloyd: Riadrakensemiloria, I'm so, so happy we're together and I'm not with Harumi.

Riadrakensemiloria: Me too Lloyd.

[Lloyd and Riadrakensemiloria kiss, and, well, you know how this goes.]

Riadrakensemiloria: Let's go tell everybody else about our relationship.

Lloyd: Yes, Ria, lets.

[The Ninja are cleaning wherever they are. Use your imagination. If you're reading this, however, you don't have an imagination. Go get an education.]

Kai: Where's Lloyd?

Jay: Why are you asking that so conveniently?

Kai: Because I have no free will. I'm completely controlled puppet being driven in a story.

[Ha. Hilarious. Anyways, Lloyd walks into the room, with his, girlfriend/fiancé/love of his life/dread.]

Nya: Oh great Lloyd. We are so happy for you. We hope you live in peace forever and ever.

[Yeah, this is boring. Let's add something to spice it up, say, Ria's sister?]

Friofrapenfrippinfrip:  Yes, YES! Lloyd and Ria are under my spell! And so is everyone else! I'm in complete control!

[Yeah, I control you too.]

Friofrapenfripprinfrip: Oh.

Pewdiepie: Subscribe to Pewdiepie!

[Great idea. Subscribing too Pewdiepie, that is. Nobody likes T-Series.]

Friofrapenfrippinfrip: Well, if I don't have free will, what am I supposed to do?

[Complain about not having free will. Paradox time.]

Cole: And I'm so happy I don't have a season yet!

[Wait, I didn't....]

Game Master: Mwuahahahahahah! I am the Game Master! I'm taking over five year old YouTube channels, and now I'm taking over, this!

[Haha, JK, that's just me. So, um, what am I supposed to do with all this? Post it?]

No.

Oh God, please don't.

'''Don't. It's 12:07 AM. You don't know what you're doing.'''

Don't. Don't post it.

NOOOOOOO!!!!