Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-43512665-20191003173019/@comment-43512665-20191015155217

Granted, he eats you.

I wish that I had a life-size version of Cole's Dirt Bike that only I can use and it is on my front yard in this realm, isn’t faulty, I will live for 100 more years so I can enjoy it, it will not break in those 100 years, I won’t be prevented from using it, it wont cause any damage that I don't want it to, I will stay in this realm, it will stay in this realm, you can't make me ride it somewhere (that means I am in complete control so saying something like this:"Granted. Instead, you try to make a cool exit with it off a bridge but fall into an ocean. You die, eventually." is not allowed) I can't get stuck, I won't get arrested, I won't be in pain, I can ride it wherever I want, whenever I want, and I won’t crash and die.