Boobytraps and How to Survive Them/Transcript

(Gayle Gossip reports on the Ancient Pyramid.)

Gayle: This is Gayle Gossip from the desert. Where a mysterious pyramid has been discovered. What's inside? Nobody knows. But at this moment, the Ninja have arrived and are preparing to enter the pyramid with famed explorer, Clutch Powers.

(It shows Clutch's "Booby Traps and How to Survive Them" book. Clutch tosses it aside. He starts drinking juice.)

Zane: (To Clutch.) Your assistance will be very helpful.

Clutch Nope. No way. Nein, danke.

Lloyd: But nobody knows what's inside. There could be valuable historical relics.

Kai: Treasures!

Jay: Gold! (Gasp.) And diamonds!

(Clutch continues drinking his juice and shrugs.)

Zane: You are the foremost expert on ancient structures and your book, "Booby Traps and How to Survive Them", is considered a seminal work.

Clutch: Flattered! But still no.

(He continues drinking the juice.)

Nya: Professor, isn't there anything we can do to convince you?

Dwayne: Professor Powers! There's a call for you! (He holds out his cell phone.)

Clutch: Now, Dwayne. I told you I didn't want to be disturbed.

Dwayne: But it's..The Explorer's Club!

Clutch: (He tosses his juice. W-What? Give me that! (He snatches Dwayne's phone.) This is Professor Powers.

Cecil Putnam: Professor Powers, Cecil Putnam of The Explorer's Club. I regret to inform you, sir, your membership is being revoked.

Clutch: What? This is an outrage!