Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31425337-20180601225216/@comment-34461139-20180629174637

Child Martin: I am bored. I’m going to watch Darkley’s TV.

TV Reporter: And that concludes our boring report on why we shouldn’t break the fourth wall. In other news, Jackson “Jaxx” Manson is at it again!

Child Martin: Guys!

DBSFBB Students: Yes?

Child Martin: My idol is on TV!

Oscar: You mean Jaxx?

Child Martin: Yeah!

TV Reporter: Recently, he has destroyed a military base, killing 50 soldiers, 2 captains, 4 colonels, and 1 sergeant.

Child Martin: I wish I could be an ally of him.

Child Eva: So do I.

Child Martin: There is another Ja- (stares at Child Eva) you are beautiful.

Child Eva: My name is Eva. You look like a worthy villain.

Child Martin: I am Martin. And you look worthy too.

Oscar: Can we not focus on romance and instead on villainy?

Child Martin: Shut up!

Child Eva: He was so annoying.

Child Martin: Eva, I love you.

Child Eva: I love you too.

(they make out)

Andre: ಠ_ಠ

TV Reporter: And he keeps putting HELP WANTED ads in the Ninjago newspaper!

Child Martin: Eva, let’s get that newspaper.

Child Eva: Okay.