User blog:Westcot/Morro X Harumi: Because Lloyd X Harumi fans don't know when to Quit

Lloyd X Harumi Fans: You asked for this.

(Somewhere, in the Departed Realm​​​​​​)

Morro: Rumi, my love, you know what day it is, right?

Harumi: Of course I do, my love. It's our one year anniversary.

[Morro and Harumi kiss.]

Morro: And do you remember how we met?

Harumi: Of course I do, love.

[Morro and Harumi kiss some more.]

Morro, I remember you were looking at Lloyd, seeing how he was perfectly fine and had moved and from you're death, and you reflecting on how quickly you moved on from him as well.

[Morro gives Harumi a kiss.]

Harumi: Yes, and then you came, and it was love at first sight, Morro dear.

[Harumi kisses Morro.]

Morro: And, not too long after, we had a child! And then another! And then twins!

Harumi: Yes, and none of them know or care about Lloyd, because, as you and I have both said, he is completely unimportant to us.

Morro: Harumi, I'm glad you didn't escape that crumbling build and clearly were crushed.

Harumi: I am too.

[Morro and Harumi kiss until it makes the Lloyd x Harumi shippers scream and wail and pass out.]

(Somewhere, not in the Departed Realm)

Lloyd: I'm so happy I let go of Harumi and found you, Riadrakensemiloria.

Riadrakensemiloria: Yes Lloyd, my love, my dear.

[Lloyd and Riadrakensemiloria kiss under the sunset, until both the Lloyd x Harumi fans and the general audience being to vomit.]

Well, you guys asked for this....