Board Thread:Theories and Rumors/@comment-36592086-20180826021508/@comment-36592086-20180901001551

Dash Hyphen wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: LegoFanNexo101 wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: LegoFanNexo101 wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: LegoFanNexo101 wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: When all of a sudden....

MR. ROBOT SNAKE WAS ATTACKED BY SKULKIN WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAST JEDI! But with his awesome Snake-Quon-Do moves, he managed to beat them all! All but one.... The one he was going to interogate, duh.

MRS: Who sent you?!

Skulkin: It was, it was our overlord!

MRS: Who? Samukai?

Skulkin: No, dude, what is this, 2011?

MRS: TELL ME!

Skulkin: We, uh, we don't know who he is! He said he would change The Last Jedi for us! I just wanna see Obi-Wan as Rey's father *sobbing*.

MRS: Hmmm.... NNUUUUU MR ROBOT SNAKE! Don't worry, he contacted the local investigator and their handling the situation:). oh good ???: My attempts so far have been, unsuccessful. I will need the four main elements of Disney (Money, Greed, Ignorance, and Mouse-Obsession) in order to come back to life.... I'm dying that's hilarious  (I was cracking up so hard reading that:)....) ???: Yes, YES! My power, it's, returning!

Skulkins: Make the Money! Horde the Money! Ignore the Fans! Hail the Mouse!

???: [Sigh] It's just like my animators and producers cult back at home!

???: Err, um, you never saw that, haha! Or else I'll buy you! Boring News Reporter: And, in recent underworld news, it would seem that a mysterious figure has gained a cult following, not unlike the one at Walt Disney Animation Studios.