Board Thread:Theories and Rumors/@comment-36592086-20180826021508/@comment-36592086-20180901223050

LegoFanNexo101 wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: LegoFanNexo101 wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: LegoFanNexo101 wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: LegoFanNexo101 wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: LegoFanNexo101 wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: When all of a sudden....

MR. ROBOT SNAKE WAS ATTACKED BY SKULKIN WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAST JEDI! But with his awesome Snake-Quon-Do moves, he managed to beat them all! All but one.... The one he was going to interogate, duh.

MRS: Who sent you?!

Skulkin: It was, it was our overlord!

MRS: Who? Samukai?

Skulkin: No, dude, what is this, 2011?

MRS: TELL ME!

Skulkin: We, uh, we don't know who he is! He said he would change The Last Jedi for us! I just wanna see Obi-Wan as Rey's father *sobbing*.

MRS: Hmmm.... NNUUUUU MR ROBOT SNAKE! Don't worry, he contacted the local investigator and their handling the situation:). oh good ???: My attempts so far have been, unsuccessful. I will need the four main elements of Disney (Money, Greed, Ignorance, and Mouse-Obsession) in order to come back to life.... I'm dying that's hilarious  (I was cracking up so hard reading that:)....) ???: Yes, YES! My power, it's, returning!

Skulkins: Make the Money! Horde the Money! Ignore the Fans! Hail the Mouse!

???: [Sigh] It's just like my animators and producers cult back at home!

???: Err, um, you never saw that, haha! Or else I'll buy you! Boring News Reporter: And, in recent underworld news, it would seem that a mysterious figure has gained a cult following, not unlike the one at Walt Disney Animation Studios. Ninjago Fans: *run for their life* ???: The portal is opening, haha! This is gonna be great!

Fans: *more screaming*

???: Hello, world! I've missed you, haha! It's me, haha, Mickey Mouse!

Skukin: Um, but, what about us?I

Mickey Mouse: Don't worry you guys, I'll put you guys in a spin-off or something!

Fan: Oh, hey, I would watch that!

Other Fan: Hey, me too!

Mickey Mouse: Oh, shoot, people would actually watch that? Better use the element of Ignorance!

Iron Man: You just started a war.

Mickey Mouse: Nope. I own you, haha!

Luke Skywalker: Well, I am a Jedi like my father before me.

Mickey Mouse: No, you WERE a Jedi. NOW, your my servant. Now, go brood on that island like I told you to, or else.

Luke Skywalker: Or else what?

Mickey Mouse: Or else I'll sell you to DC Comics, haha!

Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mickey Mouse: Oh, yes, haha! Anyone else?

Crickets: Quick, quick, there's silence, start chirping!

Mickey Mouse: No, no, I own you guys too.

Crickets: No you don't!

Mickey Mouse: I own Jiminy, and everyone loves Jiminy, so, he's the social norm of what a cricket should look like. That means that he's cool, and because he's cool, people who look at REAL crickets will be shocked and disgusted, unless I help out, haha.

Kai: You, you monster!

Mickey Mouse: All that's left to own, is you, you LEGO NINJAGO you, haha.

Fans: *UNHOLY EXTREME SCREAMING*

Fans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Fans: *use the element of fangirling/fanboying to defeat Mickey Mouse* Mickey Mouse: Oh yeah? Beat this, pal!

Minnie Mouse: Hello everybody! I was created to raise income! Oh, I'm so sweet and flowery! Put my face on another product, please!