Board Thread:Theories and Rumors/@comment-36592086-20180826021508/@comment-34175192-20180903082419

Dash Hyphen wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: LegoFanNexo101 wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: LegoFanNexo101 wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: LegoFanNexo101 wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: Minnie Mouse: Yay! Oh, Mickey, can we put my face on a toilet seat now?

Mickey Mouse: I, think we already do that.

Minnie Mouse: Can we do it again? Pleeeeeease?

Mickey Mouse: Oh, my Minnie. Of course we can! Fans: *put Ninjago on everything*  Mickey Mouse: Um, Minnie?

Minnie Mouse: Yes, Mickey dear? I'm in the bathroom on my brand new toilet seat! WEE!

Mickey Mouse: Why is Kai on my coffee mug? Every time I go to drink, it does-

Kai Mug: Frickety frickety frickety frickety FI-YAH!

Mickey Mouse: That. (I need to get me that mug)

Minnie Mouse: There's a Jay on my cup! Everytime I drink, it zaps me! Mickey Mouse: LASSETER! Get this, queer blue man out of here! Minnie Mouse: And there's a Zane drink cooler in our fridge. When we pour water, it turns to ice John Lasseter: How DARE they make products for every possible FREAKING thing in the universe and shove it in our faces! That's what we do! That's our thing!

Mickey Mouse: throws the Kai mug at the cooler, the ice melts* There. Two birds killed with one stone, haha!

And then came the voice of every bird Disney ever made, all screaming:

HEY!

Mickey Mouse: Um, hey guys....

Minnie Mouse: Um, Mickey, the rug has Cole on it, and it's hurting my feet.... Minnie Mouse: *crying*.

Mickey Mouse: Oh, Minnie, what's wrong?

Minnie Mouse: My face isn't on every product in the universe now *sobs*!

Mickey Mouse: .... We, have another problem....


 * INCOMING MESSAGE FROM DAVE FILONI*

Dave Filoni: Um, hey guys, we hated working with you, so, George is buying Star Wars back. Thanks for all the suckage you made me go through!

Mickey Mouse: Okay, that's it. Lasseter, bring out the Bag of Money! (Not to be confused with the Vault of Greed, the Staff of Ignorance, or the Pencil of Mouse-Obsession:).) rip