Board Thread:Theories and Rumors/@comment-36592086-20180826021508/@comment-34175192-20180831224224

Dash Hyphen wrote: When all of a sudden....

MR. ROBOT SNAKE WAS ATTACKED BY SKULKIN WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAST JEDI! But with his awesome Snake-Quon-Do moves, he managed to beat them all! All but one.... The one he was going to interogate, duh.

MRS: Who sent you?!

Skulkin: It was, it was our overlord!

MRS: Who? Samukai?

Skulkin: No, dude, what is this, 2011?

MRS: TELL ME!

Skulkin: We, uh, we don't know who he is! He said he would change The Last Jedi for us! I just wanna see Obi-Wan as Rey's father *sobbing*.

MRS: Hmmm.... NNUUUUU MR ROBOT SNAKE!