Board Thread:Theories and Rumors/@comment-36592086-20180826021508/@comment-36592086-20180831045108

Ajack2002 wrote: LegoFanNexo101 wrote:

Dash Hyphen wrote: LegoFanNexo101 wrote: Dash Hyphen wrote: 30 years later....

MICKEY MOUSE: Oh, haha! What's this? LEGO, NINJAGO? Oh, haha, I have a splendid idea!

BORING NEWS REPORTER: And, in an unsurprising turn of events, Disney, whom, at this time, owns pretty much the whole world, has bought the LEGO NINJAGO theme for 30 dollars. They have changed the title to Disney NINJAGO and will now proceed to make 7 trillion dollars. Fans: *unholy screaming* Mickey Mouse: Oh! Uh, uh, quick everybody! Make a spinoff! Everybody will love that, haha!

Boring News Reporter: And, in recent unsurprising news, Disney, our mouse like overlords, have created a spinoff of the Disney NINJAGO franchise, titled: Dareth: A NINJAGO Story. Fans reactions have been underwhelming, compared to the semi success of Rogue Oni: A NINJAGO Story. Fans: *watch it* *more unholy screaming* Ninjago season Disney: The last Oni Lloyd has gone into hiding. Some random girl from some desert has found him. Oh look! Lloyd's back! Wait never mind he's not. Oh hey look Lloyd just died. Rip in piece I guess. Mickey Mouse: Oh boy, this is not good, not good at all. Oh! I know! We'll add an adorable and completely useless character! Fans will love it, haha!

Boring News Reporter #1: I'm here outside the scene of the 275th Mickey Mouse theater, where it would seem someone has burned it to the ground! Fans are screaming in pain and agony, over to you.

Boring News Reporter #2: Well, it would seem this is an outbreak from the fans.

Boring News Reporter #1: Outbreak? Can you clarify?

Boring News Reporter #2: Well, after Disney added the latest character to the Disney NINJAGO roster, by the name of Phil the Cactus Plant, fans went, mad. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to join them.

Boring News Reporter #1: Well, in other news, Disney has just bought gaming star Mega Man for five dollars....