Wu's Teas/Transcripts

1. Secret Teas
Wu: (to two leaving customers) Thank you, and come back soon. (sighs and looks around) The new tea shop 'Steeper Wisdom' seems to be doing even better than the first. (notices Jay sleeping on the job and goes up to him) Jay! (Jay wakes up and falls over a table)

Jay: (getting up) Wha-- what?

Wu: I need you to go to the back and grab some more black tea.

Jay: I'm on it! (heads behind the counter)

Wu: Oh! And whatever you do, don't go to the hatch in the back corner behind the third shelf where I keep all my 'secret teas'. Okay? (Nya, Lloyd, Kai and Cole come closer, in interest) In fact, forget I even mention this forbidden, yet extremely enticing room full of magic. (not noticing Jay was getting excited)

(In the back room, the Ninja look at the secret teas)

Jay: (laughing, gasps) Explosive tea! Hilaritea! (laughs) This is so cool!

Kai: (drinks one of the secret teas) Mmm, this Anti Gravitea is nice and light. (starts to float, scaring him a bit as the others look on) Whoa, that is so cool!

(Pretty soon, Wu sticks his head in)

Wu: You didn't drink any of my secret teas, did you?

(Kai is still floating, Cole is glowing red, Jay's right arm is replaced with a tentacle, Lloyd has shrunk and Nya is giant as they hide their cups)

Jay: Um, no.

Wu: Where did Kai learn to float?

Jay: Uh, the Internet?

Wu: Okay, checks out. Well, hurry up with the black tea! (leaves)

(Jay finishes his tea and completely turns into an octopus, making the others laugh at him)

5. Names
(Cole walks away from the coffee shop with a cup of coffee and enters Steeper Wisdom, coming up to Lloyd, Kai, Nya and Zane, groaning)

Cole: They couldn't even get my name right.

Lloyd: Wait a second. That's it! Everyone knows that coffee shops can never get their customers' names right.

Cole: So?

Lloyd: So that'll be our new promotion. We'll get your name right, or Cole gets steeped in a giant teapot.

Cole: Cool! Wait, what?

(Sometime later, there is a big line up as Lloyd is calling out names)

Lloyd: Black tea for Jeremiah Bubblestein! Chai for Flurry McFlowster! Green tea for Bob Braddlebottom!

Cole: Whoa! It's working!

Lloyd: Darren, your green tea is ready! Darren!

(Dareth comes up to the counter, in anger)

Dareth: Uh, it's Dareth.

(Everyone becomes shocked)

Cole: Dude, really?

Lloyd: Oh, uh, right.

(Later on, Cole is sitting over a giant tub with a target set up as Dareth holds giant tea bag, some customers, Kai and Nya look on)

Customers, Kai and Nya: Dunk him! Dunk him! Dunk him!

Cole: Just get it over with, Darren.

Dareth: DARETH! (throws the tea bag at the target)

(The tea bag hits the target, sending Cole into the tub and everyone cheers)

9. Remote Control Zane
(Zane is mopping the floor as Jay watches TV)

Jay: (flipping through channels) Hey, Zane, buddy, you're on such a roll, do you think you can just do the dishes too? There's hardly any.

(Zane looks at the sink to see many dirty dishes with flies around)

Zane: How about you do your own chores for once? (Jay flips through a channel, his voice now sounding like a girl) Everyday, it's the same thing. (Jay flips through another channel, his voice now sounding normal, but multiplied) "Zane, take out the trash!" (Jay flips through another channel, his voice is now in a different language, another channel flip, another voice change, another flip, voice back to normal) "Wash the window!" (Jay aims the remote at Zane, his voice changing from high to low) "Clip my toenails!"

Jay: (amazed) Whoa, cool!

Zane: Well, today is the day that I say--

Jay: Well, I'm sorry, I missed that. You were saying something? (soon controls Zane with the remote)

Zane: (forced to move about) What are you doing? (moves some boxes onto shelves, Jay makes him set the tables) Stop it! (forced to clean the dishes) You're a monster! (forces him to clear the dust off)

(Jay laughs before the dust gets to him, making him sneeze and drop the remote, the batteries falling out. As Jay tries to grab the batteries, the freed and angered Zane stares at him)

Jay: (nervously laughs) Okay, we were just having a little fun! That was fun, right? Oh, and look at the bright side, our chores are done.

(Zane soon uses his Ice power on Jay. Several minutes later, Jay is encased in a block of ice, holding the remote as Zane is using it as a foot rest and watches TV, sighing)

Jay: (muffling)

Zane: (sarcastically) I'm sorry. You were saying something?