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Dance of Doom – это песня, написанная Луи Коулом и Женевьев Артади для «The LEGO Ninjago Movie».

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Dance

Doom

Dance of Doom

Dance

Dance of Doom

Dance of Doom, here we go


Put out your arms and shake your head

Roll back your eyes just like you're dead

One hand hip, other hand hip

Take two steps and triple front flip


Take off your legs but keep your pants on

Then take off your head and throw it at your mom

Now that you're lighter, do a push-up

And out of your neck hole, quack like a duck


Lie on the ground and just stay put

And wait 'til a human steps on you and hurts their foot

Here comes the chorus then I'll show you soon

How to do the rest of the Dance of Doom


Dance

Doom

Dance of Doom

Dance

Dance of Doom


Now bend your arm then bend it back

You're doing it wrong if you don't hear it crack

Right side down, left side down

Just a little lower, now you're underground

Remove some ribs so you can kick your own face

Roll down some stairs, then take a lunch break


Punch punch kick, punch punch kick

Spin forty times and land in the splits

Now it's time for a corndog sword fight

You're doing it wrong if that feels alright


Replace your scalp with snakes

Or really any piece that LEGO makes

Juggle with some boulders

While you crowd surf on skeleton soldiers


Now clap your hands

Then squeeze your pituitary gland

You'll grow a little bigger pretty quickly

And destroy the dance floor, literally


Dance

Doom

Dance of Doom

Dance

Dance of Doom


Plastic Ninjas in your room

They're all doing the Dance of Doom

(x4)


Dance of Doom (x2)

Doom

Dance

Doom

Dance of Doom

Dance

Dance of Doom (x2)

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