Ninjago Wiki
Advertisement

(In Kryptarium Prison, the ninja are awakened by a whistle.)

Officer #1: Rise and shine! Roll out for work detail!

Jay: Ugh. Work detail?

Kai: I didn't know you had to work in jail.

Zane: It is common for prisoners to given labor, as both a means of exercise and of promoting a responsible work ethic.

Cole: Oh. Beats staying here all day.

Lloyd: And it's a chance to show we don't mean any trouble. So no powers, okay?

(The ninja board a bus. Jay moves to the back.)

Officer #1: Twelve aboard! Lock 'n' load!

Officer #2: Open the trap!

Fugi-Dove: Well, well. If it isn't my arch-nemesis, Jay! The ninja of lightning!

Jay: Sorry, have we met?

Fugi-Dove: Oh, you probably don't recognize me in my prison clothes. It is I, Fugi-Dove! (He coos twice.) My cry fills the night?

Officer #1: Zip it and stow it! Once a month we pick up trash along Route 22. Those who work hard, get a few hours in the sun and a nice, cold lemonade.

Cole: Mm, lemonade.

Officer #1: Those who make trouble, get nothin'. Do I make myself clear?

Cole: Crystal.

Jay: Yep.

Officer #1: Alrighty then, let's get this show on the road. Roll out!

(Fugi-Dove turns around and stares at Jay.)

Jay: Yes?

Fugi-Dove: What happened to you, Jay?

Jay: What do you mean?

Fugi-Dove: Why have you turned to a life of crime? And what does this mean for our long-standing rivalry? And how can we be enemies if we're both criminals? You're messing everything up! (He waves his wing in Jay's face.)

Jay: First, I'm not turning to a life of crime! Second, there is no rivalry, and third, you're weird. Stop talking to me.

Officer #1: (He sees a vehicle blocking the road.) Slow down.

(They approach the old man next to the vehicle, who is Dareth in disguise.)

Officer #2: Now what seems to be the problem, sir?

Dareth: Ooh, what's that, young feller? I can't quite hear ya!

Officer #2: I said, what seems to be the problem, sir?

Dareth: Well, one minute she was purrin' along, and then somethin' went screwy, and she started makin' a sound, like a clunka clunka clunka. And then a sound like a chugga chugga chugga. And then she just went pow! (He falls to the ground dramatically.) And rolled to a stop!

Officer #1: Hmm. Sounds like you might have a blown piston.

Officer #2: Yeah, that'll happen if you don't change your oil regular.

Cole: That old guy reminds me of someone. Hmm.

Jay: Yeah, me too.

Fugi-Dove: You're avoiding the subject, Jay!

Jay: What subject?!

Fugi-Dove: How to repair our relationship in the wake of you becoming a criminal!

Jay: I'm not becoming a criminal!

Fugi-Dove: If you're really set on this, here's some free advice. (He coos, but Jay pushes him away.) Get a cool villain name! Like mine! But different, because I already have mine.

Jay: A villain name! Great. Thanks.

Fugi-Dove: Like "The Jay-ler"! Because your name is Jay, get it? And then get some chains so you can smash stuff.

Jay: Ah! That's it. (He turns to leave, but something shakes the bus. He turns to see the Samurai X MECH.)

Cole: Is that who I think it is?

(The MECH detaches the door and kneels down. Nya reveals that she is piloting the MECH.)

Kai: Nya?

Cole: What are you doing here?

Nya: Breaking you out! Let's go. Before someone sees me.

Zane: This course of action seems irrational.

Officer #2: Huh, I don't see anything wrong. Do you?

Officer #1: Nope! Weird.

Dareth: Well, keep lookin', young fellers! Must be somethin'. (He notices Nya giving him a thumbs up.) Oh, heh. That's my cue. Thanks, officers! You fixed it!

Officer #1: Uh, we did?

Officer #2: How?

(Dareth picks up the ninja and drives off.)

Officer #1: Hey! That old guy is helping the ninja escape!

(They turn to see the MECH turning the bus vertical.)

Nya: Sorry, fellers! (She blasts off.)

Officer #2: (on a phone) Uh, ahem. Central? You're not gonna like this.

(In the mayor's office in Ninjago City Hall, Ulysses Trustable is playing golf. Dwayne bursts through the doors.)

Dwayne: Sir! (He catches Ulysses's golf club midair.) We just got a call from Kryptarium Prison!

Ulysses: Ha! How're the ninja liking prison?

Dwayne: Uh, I don't think they liked it.

Ulysses: Of course they didn't like it, it was a - wait. You said "liked". As in past tense. Why - why did you say that in the past tense?!

Dwayne: Because they just broke out, sir!

Ulysses: What?!

(In the Ninjago City Police Station, the Commissioner is painting his model boat. Suddenly, the phone rings.)

Commissioner: (sighs) One day I'll finish you. One day. (on the phone) Commissioner's office.

Ulysses: I just found out that the ninja escaped!

Commissioner: Oh, uh, that's ... that's terrible, sir.

Ulysses: You're tootin' right it's terrible! I want them found. You hear me? (to his cat) Eh, not now, Mr. Fuzly Fuzly, we'll snuzzle later. (on the phone) Found and arrested!

Commissioner: Well, sir, I hate to be a stickler, but uh, I'm afraid Kryptarium Prison is outside Ninjago City.

Ulysses: Uh huh! What's that got to do with it?

Commissioner: Uh, well, sir, my jurisdiction stops at the city limits. I have no authority outside Ninjago City.

Ulysses: Who made up that dumb rule?!

Commissioner: Uh, you did, sir.

(Furious, Ulysses screams and launches his phone into his fish tank with his golf club.)

Ulysses: Amateur hour is over! Get me Hounddog McBrag!

(In the desert, Dareth takes off his disguise.)

Cole: Dareth! I knew it was you!

Lloyd: I thought you said you had one last strategy, Dareth.

Dareth: This is it! A strategy called breaking you out!

Kai: Please tell me you brought a change of clothes!

Dareth: Sure did! It's in a box behind the seat. Complements of P.I.X.A.L.. I have no idea how she makes this stuff so fast!

(Suddenly, Fugi-Dove pops up from under the clothes.)

Fugi-Dove: Did you bring one for me, Dareth?

Jay: What are you doing here?

Fugi-Dove: You're new at being a criminal. You'll need my criminal guidance if you have any hope of succeeding in your criminal plot!

Jay: Would you stop saying criminal?!

(A police car starts to pursue them.)

Lloyd: We gotta lose them, Dareth!

Dareth: Where? We're in a desert!

Lloyd: Just do it!

Dareth: Okay! (He drives the van off road.)

Fugi-Dove: This, Jaybird, is called a high-speed chase! It's what we criminals do! It will add to your sentence if caught, so I like to plan well ahead.

(The van goes over some boulders while the police car flips over.)

Zane: I told you this was irrational.

Dareth: Heh, we're home free now!

(The van breaks down.)

Kai: No!

Cole: Ugh.

Jay: Ugh!

Dareth: Oh, come on!

(They inspect the van.)

Zane: It appears that this engine has not received regular oil changes.

Lloyd: Can you fix it?

Zane: No. The engine has blown a piston.

Dareth: Wait, that's real?

Kai: But we can't stay here. I suggest we get off the road. Quick.

Jay: Good idea! Real quick, before Fugi-Dove hears.

(They walk through the desert.)

Cole: These new suits are great, but, not exactly the best disguise.

Lloyd: It's no worse than those prison shirts.

Kai: Anyone have any idea where we are?

Fugi-Dove: Not a clue!

Jay: Wha - where - how?!

Fugi-Dove: I am like the dove. Quick! Silent! Deadly!

Jay: Doves aren't deadly!

Fugi-Dove: Maybe not the doves you know.

Jay: None of them are deadly! Doves are a symbol of peace, and love!

Lloyd: Jay! Can we focus? We need shelter. Zane, isn't Twitchy's gas station around here somewhere?

Zane: It is 5.6 miles northwest of our position.

Lloyd: 5 miles? We can make that. Come on!

(In the desert, police cars and a helicopter arrive at the stranded prison bus. Hounddog McBrag walks toward it.)

Officer #1: Oh, wow. Is that Hounddog McBrag?

Officer #2: He's taller than I thought.

Hounddog McBrag: Listen up, rustlers! Got ourselves a couple of runaway horses decided to take a stroll. We're gonna find 'em and bring 'em home. And by horses, I mean ninja. And by take a stroll, I mean broke out of prison. And by bringin' home, I mean throw 'em back in prison. Understood?

Police: Yes, sir!

Hounddog McBrag: Go get 'em, boys.

(At night, the helicopter flies over the ninja.)

Jay: Huh. That was close.

Cole: We can't stay out here forever. They're gonna find us!

Lloyd: I think our chances are better if we split up. We'll meet again at Twitchy's, okay?

Cole: What if someone doesn't make it?

Lloyd: If anyone's not there by noon tomorrow, it means they got caught. The rest continue on alone. Agreed? (They all nod.) Jay, Cole, and I will go this way. Kai, Zane, and Dareth, that way.

Fugi-Dove: And I will of course accompany Jay.

Jay: Why not. You'll just be there anyway.

Lloyd: Good luck.

(The two groups head off.)

Fugi-Dove: My cry fills the night! (He coos.)

Jay: Will you please SHUT UP!

(End of the episode. For more information, click here.)

Ninjago transcripts
Pilot episodes 1. Way of the Ninja · 2. The Golden Weapon · 3. King of Shadows · 4. Weapons of Destiny
Mini-movies 1. Secrets of the Blacksmith · 2. Flight of the Dragon Ninja · 3. The New Masters of Spinjitzu · 4. An Underworldly Takeover · 5. Return to the Fire Temple · 6. Battle Between Brothers
Season 1: Rise of the Snakes 1. Rise of the Snakes · 2. Home · 3. Snakebit · 4. Never Trust a Snake · 5. Can of Worms · 6. The Snake King · 7. Tick Tock · 8. Once Bitten, Twice Shy · 9. The Royal Blacksmiths · 10. The Green Ninja · 11. All of Nothing · 12. The Rise of the Great Devourer · 13. Day of the Great Devourer
Season 2: Legacy of the Green Ninja 14. Darkness Shall Rise · 15. Pirates vs. Ninja · 16. Double Trouble · 17. Ninjaball Run| · 18. Child's Play · 19. Wrong Place, Wrong Time · 20. The Stone Army · 21. The Day Ninjago Stood Still · 22. The Last Voyage · 23. Island of Darkness · 24. The Last Hope · 25. Return of the Overlord · 26. Rise of the Spinjitzu Master
Season 3: Rebooted 27. The Surge · 28. The Art of the Silent Fist · 29. Blackout · 30. The Curse of the Golden Master · 31. Enter the Digiverse · 32. Codename: Arcturus · 33. The Void · 34. The Titanium Ninja
Season 4: Tournament of Elements 35. The Invitation · 36. Only One Can Remain · 37. Versus · 38. Ninja Roll · 39. Spy for a Spy · 40. Spellbound · 41. The Forgotten Element · 42. The Day of the Dragon · 43. The Greatest Fear of All · 44. The Corridor of Elders
Season 5: Possession 45. Winds of Change · 46. Ghost Story · 47. Stiix and Stones · 48. The Temple on Haunted Hill · 49. Peak-a-Boo · 50. Kingdom Come · 51. The Crooked Path · 52. Grave Danger · 53. Curseworld, Part I · 54. Curseworld, Part II
Chen mini-movies (non-canon) 1. Chen's New Chair · 2. Chair Play Chen · 3. Chair Up Chen · 4. Chairful What You Wish For · 5. Bad Chair Day
Videogame
(non-canon)
LEGO Ninjago: Shadow of Ronin
Wu-Cru
(non-canon)
Wu-Cru
Season 6: Skybound 55. Infamous · 56. Public Enemy Number One · 57. Enkrypted · 58. Misfortune Rising · 59. On a Wish and a Prayer · 60. My Dinner With Nadakhan · 61. Wishmasters · 62. The Last Resort · 63. Operation Land Ho! · 64. The Way Back
Tall Tales (non-canon) 1. The Tall Tale of Flintlocke · 2. The Tall Tale of Clancee · 3. The Tall Tale of Doubloon · 4. The Tall Tale of Dogshank · 5. The Tall Tale of Monkey Wretch · 6. The Tall Tale of Sqiffy and Bucko
Special Day of the Departed
Operation Heavy Metal 1. Operation Heavy Metal: Machia · 2. Operation Heavy Metal: Buffmillion · 3. Operation Heavy Metal: Blunck · 4. Operation Heavy Metal: Raggmunk
Season 7: The Hands of Time 65. The Hands of Time · 66. The Hatching · 67. A Time of Traitors · 68. Scavengers · 69. A Line in the Sand · 70. The Attack · 71. Secrets Discovered · 72. Pause and Effect · 73. Out of the Fire and Into the Boiling Sea · 74. Lost in Time
Wu's Teas mini-movies (non-canon) Wu's Teas
Meet the Ninja Meet the Ninja
Ninjago: Decoded 1. Legacy · 2. Vehicles and Mechs · 3. Legendary Places · 4. Ninjago's Most Wanted · 5. The Digiverse and Beyond · 6. The Elemental Masters · 7. Beasts and Dragons · 8. Rise of Garmadon · 9. Prophecy of the Green Ninja · 10. Greatest Battles
Season 8: Sons of Garmadon 75. The Mask of Deception · 76. The Jade Princess · 77. The Oni and the Dragon · 78. Snake Jaguar · 79. Dead Man's Squall · 80. The Quiet One · 81. Game of Masks · 82. Dread on Arrival · 83. True Potential · 84. Big Trouble, Little Ninjago
Season 9: Hunted 85. Firstbourne · 86. Iron & Stone · 87. Radio Free Ninjago · 88. How to Build a Dragon · 89. The Gilded Path · 90. Two Lies, One Truth · 91. The Weakest Link · 92. Saving Faith · 93. Lessons for a Master · 94. Green Destiny
Tales from the Monastery of Spinjitzu 1. Master Class · 2. Green and Gold · 3. The Weekend Drill · 4. Elemental Rider · 5. Blue Lighting · 6. Samurai X-Treme
Season 10: March of the Oni 95. The Darkness Comes · 96. Into the Breach · 97. The Fall · 98. Endings
Season 11: Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu 99. Wasted True Potential · 100. Questing for Quests · 101. A Rocky Start · 102. The Belly of the Beast · 103. Boobytraps and How to Survive Them · 104. The News Never Sleeps! · 105. Ninja vs Lava · 106. Snaketastrophy · 107. Powerless · 108. Ancient History · 109. Never Trust a Human · 110. Under Siege · 111. The Explorers Club · 112. Vengeance is Mine! · 113. A Cold Goodbye · 114. The Never-Realm · 115. Fire Maker · 116. An Unlikely Ally · 117. The Absolute Worst · 118. The Message · 119. The Traveler's Tree · 120. Krag's Lament · 121. Secret of the Wolf · 122. The Last of the Formlings · 123. My Enemy, My Friend · 124. The Kaiju Protocol · 125. Corruption · 126. A Fragile Hope · 127. Once and for All · 128. Awakenings
Prime Empire Original Shorts 1. Let's Dance · 2. Upgrade · 3. The Meaning of Victory · 4. The Stowaway · 5. Manhunt · 6. Gayle Gossip: A Closer Look
Season 12: Prime Empire 129. Would You Like to Enter Prime Empire? · 130. Dyer Island · 131. Level Thirteen · 132. Superstar Rockin' Jay · 133. I am Okino · 134. The Glitch · 135. The Cliffs of Hysteria · 136. The Maze of the Red Dragon · 137. One Step Forward, Two Steps Back · 138. Racer Seven · 139. The Speedway Five-Billion · 140. Stop, Drop and Side Scroll · 141. Ninjago Confidential · 142. The Prodigal Father · 143. The Temple of Madness · 144. Game Over
Season 13: Master of the Mountain 145. Shintaro · 146. Into the Dark · 147. The Worst Rescue Ever · 148. The Two Blades · 149. Queen of the Munce · 150. Trial By Mino · 151. The Skull Sorcerer · 152. The Real Fall · 153. Dungeon Party! · 154. Dungeon Crawl! · 155. Grief-Bringer · 156. Masters Never Quit · 157. The Darkest Hour · 158. The Ascent · 159. The Upply Strike Back! · 160. The Son of Lilly
The Island 161. Uncharted · 162. The Keepers of the Amulet · 163. The Gift of Jay · 164. The Tooth of Wojira
Season 14: Seabound 165. A Big Splash · 166. The Call of the Deep · 167. Unsinkable · 168. Five Thousand Fathoms Down · 169. The Wrath of Kalmaar · 170. Long Live the King · 171. Escape from Merlopia· 172. The Tale of Benthomaar · 173. The Storm Amulet · 174. Riddle of the Sphinx · 175.Papergirl · 176. Master of the Sea · 177. The Calm Before the Storm · 178. Assault on Ninjago City · 179. Nyad · 180. The Turn of the Tide
Ninjago: Reimagined 1. Golden Legend · 2. Gold Rush · 3. A Day in the Life of a Golden Ninja · 4. Sweatin' to the Goldies · 5. Golden Hour
The Virtues of Spinjitzu 1. Curiosity · 2. Balance · 3. Wisdom · 4. Honesty · 5. Generosity · 6. Courage
Season 15: Crystalized 1. Farewell the Sea · 2. The Call of Home · 3. The Shape of Nya · 4. A Mayor Problem · 5. Public Enemies 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5! · 6. A Painful Promise · 7. Ninjago City vs. Ninja · 8. Kryptarium Prison Blues · 9. Hounddog McBrag · 10. The Benefit of Grief · 11. The Fifth Villain · 12. The Council of the Crystal King . 13. The Fall of the Monastery
Bloopers 1. 2014 blooper reel · 2. LEGO NINJAGO Movie Outtakes and Bloopers · 3. Season 13 blooper reel
Ninja Vlogs 1. Our FIRST ever Ninja Vlog! · 2. Arrivals, Discoveries and... chickens... · 3. A bird? A plane? …oh a dragon?! · 4. It's time… to… ROCK!
Advertisement