Garmadon: Now. I told everybody I was coming back with something big. Something wicked. Something with some pizzazz. General #1! Give me some outtakes! (He fires his army from his volcano.)
(Ninjago High School)
Nya: Who wants a ride to class?
Lloyd: Aw, that's-that's alright Nya, my lock- (Nya hoists Lloyd, Kai, and Zane onto her bike.)
Nya: Heads up! Watch out! (She takes off, not noticing Kai and Zane have fallen off.)
Zane: Uh-oh. (He begins short-circuiting.)
Warning. Something is wrong. (Kai laughs while a chicken pops into frame via open locker.)
Nya: Did I already tell you that really-I mean-I think I have pretty good hair, but you have like-really good hair.
Lloyd: Stop it!
Nya: What do you do!?
Nya: What do you do? Lloyd, what's the secret?
Lloyd: (laughs.) I just-wake up, and my mom cuts it, and-
Nya: Aw, that's cool.
Nya: That's cool.
Lloyd: Not a big deal. Whatever.
Nya: See? You totally forgot about everything.
(A bell rings in the distance. A worker sleeping behind them wakes up.)
Director: Okay, here we go! Shooting! Thank you! Quiet, please!
Zane: H2–Woah! (He freezes a fish tank.)
Jay: Oh no. Um, can you undo it? They-they're still wiggling, but-
Zane: Let me try. (uses his ice piece.) Oh no. I just froze it even more.
Jay: You double froze em.
Zane: Correct. (Cole laughs.)
Jay: Um. Hey Kai, you can do fire, right!?
Kai: (holds up his fire piece.) Yeah.
Jay: Maybe you could-
Zane: Kai, melt the fish.
Kai: Sure, sure, sure. No problem! Here we go! (He melts all the ice.) Oh. It's-
Zane: You made fish fingers. (everyone laughs.) Sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay, okay.
Wu: (posing with his staff.) You must be silent. But deadly.
(There is silence, until all of the ninja except Zane laugh.)
Jay: That's a fart thing.
Nya: You-you part your hair in a new way today?
Nya: I, uh, I, uh, I just noticed.
Nya: Thought I would just say something.
Jay: Yeah. I was just-you know, I've been sort of fighting the natural way my hair goes for a while, and now I'm like (whispers) I'm just going to go for it.
Nya: I think it looks great.
Zane: (suddenly appears with a brush and scissors, changing Jay's hair style) You look like Doris Day.
Lloyd: Enjoy your last day-(phone rings.) Oh! No! Let me not-copy that-Oh. Sorry about that. Cell phone is definitely off now.
Lloyd: Enjoy your last day-(phone rings again.) (laughs hastily.) Not-not me. Uh-uh. (He sees Garmadon calling him.) Dad! (worker hands him a coffee.) Thanks.
Garmadon: Look, I didn't call you, my butt called you. So you gotta problem with it, take it up with my butt. (crew laughs.)
Lloyd: I'm fine with that.
Zane: Hey! I can make you an ice cream. Provided that you want a plain, water-flavored ice cream.
Jay: That's just ice.
Zane: I'll make you a plain popsicle!
Jay: That's just ice.
Zane: I'll make you one thousand plain popsicles.
Jay: I don't wanna.
Zane: How would you like to cry solid material?
Jay: That's okay, thank you. I don't want to. I feel- don't misuse the power he just got.
Jay: Just keep it in check.
Zane: I could work as a Zamboni.
Jay: Zamboni's don't actually make the ice, they just make it even. They don't make the ice.
Zane: Nancy Kerrigan will fall in love with me.
Wu: Like a trusty boomerang. (throws his conical hat into the air.) Whoo! I have- ( It hits him.) Argh!
Wu: Like a trusty boomerang. (He throws his hat again.) Whoo! I have returned. (The hat doesn't come back.) Oh?
Wu: Like a trusty boomerang. (throws hat for the third time.) Whoo! (A bird steals his hat.) Wha?
Shark Army Member #1: On your feet, you wiener.
Shark Army Member #2: Ketchup-ketchup with the-What is it again? (crew whispers the right lines to him.) With the others. Ketchup with the others! (they all laugh.)
Zane: He's an oldie but a goodie. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! Laugh out loud! Laugh out loud! Laugh out loud! Laugh out loud!
Director: And...cut. That's funny.
Zane: Yeah, baby! (high fives director.)
Kai: Where's Lloyd? Lloyd, come on, man!
Lloyd: (wearing a ghost costume) Yo, Kai!
Lloyd: (pulls off costume) Nailed it! (Nya comes out of the empty costume carrying a sword.)
Kai and Lloyd: Ahh!
Nya: Hands up! Yeah! So ninja.
(Citizens scream as Garmadon stomps through the city on the Garma Mecha Man.)
Garmadon: (having to cycle to have the mech move.) Nerds! There's a slight design flaw in the Garma Mecha Man. My quads are killing me. Whew! Preparing to ascend the great tower. (laughs evilly. His drink spills all over him.) Ock! Ack! Ack! Second design flaw! (crew laughs.) Oh god, someone have a towel?
(Garmadon and Wu fight on a bridge. Garmadon rips off Wu's skirt.)
Wu: (covering himself) Oh!
Garmadon: Honey! Where are my paaaaaaaaants? (Everyone laughs.) Classic callback to another LEGO movie.
Garmadon: We should use that. We should definitely use that. I'll get a laugh, I promise you.
(Garmadon and Wu fight on the bridge again. Garmadon rips off Wu's skirt, to be replaced with him in a Batman costume. He laughs.)
Garmadon: Oh, you have got to be kidding me!
Wu: I'm a fanboy.
(A mob of members from the Shark Army attack Lloyd and a baby. Lloyd manages to escape from them, but the baby barfs on his face, sending him into a panic.)
Lloyd: Beautiful. (a crew member wipes his face.) Heh heh. Alright, one more time.
||1. Way of the Ninja · 2. The Golden Weapon · 3. King of Shadows · 4. Weapons of Destiny
||1. Secrets of the Blacksmith · 2. Flight of the Dragon Ninja · 3. The New Masters of Spinjitzu · 4. An Underworldly Takeover · 5. Return to the Fire Temple · 6. Battle Between Brothers
|Season 1: Rise of the Snakes
||1. Rise of the Snakes · 2. Home · 3. Snakebit · 4. Never Trust a Snake · 5. Can of Worms · 6. The Snake King · 7. Tick Tock · 8. Once Bitten, Twice Shy · 9. The Royal Blacksmiths · 10. The Green Ninja · 11. All of Nothing · 12. The Rise of the Great Devourer · 13. Day of the Great Devourer
|Season 2: Legacy of the Green Ninja
||14. Darkness Shall Rise · 15. Pirates vs. Ninja · 16. Double Trouble · 17. Ninjaball Run| · 18. Child's Play · 19. Wrong Place, Wrong Time · 20. The Stone Army · 21. The Day Ninjago Stood Still · 22. The Last Voyage · 23. Island of Darkness · 24. The Last Hope · 25. Return of the Overlord · 26. Rise of the Spinjitzu Master
|Season 3: Rebooted
||27. The Surge · 28. The Art of the Silent Fist · 29. Blackout · 30. The Curse of the Golden Master · 31. Enter the Digiverse · 32. Codename: Arcturus · 33. The Void · 34. The Titanium Ninja
|Season 4: Tournament of Elements
||35. The Invitation · 36. Only One Can Remain · 37. Versus · 38. Ninja Roll · 39. Spy for a Spy · 40. Spellbound · 41. The Forgotten Element · 42. The Day of the Dragon · 43. The Greatest Fear of All · 44. The Corridor of Elders
|Season 5: Possession
||45. Winds of Change · 46. Ghost Story · 47. Stiix and Stones · 48. The Temple on Haunted Hill · 49. Peak-a-Boo · 50. Kingdom Come · 51. The Crooked Path · 52. Grave Danger · 53. Curseworld, Part I · 54. Curseworld, Part II
|1. Chen's New Chair · 2. Chair Play Chen · 3. Chair Up Chen · 4. Chairful What You Wish For · 5. Bad Chair Day
|LEGO Ninjago: Shadow of Ronin
|Season 6: Skybound
||55. Infamous · 56. Public Enemy Number One · 57. Enkrypted · 58. Misfortune Rising · 59. On a Wish and a Prayer · 60. My Dinner With Nadakhan · 61. Wishmasters · 62. The Last Resort · 63. Operation Land Ho! · 64. The Way Back
|Tall Tales (non-canon)
||1. The Tall Tale of Flintlocke · 2. The Tall Tale of Clancee · 3. The Tall Tale of Doubloon · 4. The Tall Tale of Dogshank · 5. The Tall Tale of Monkey Wretch · 6. The Tall Tale of Sqiffy and Bucko
||Day of the Departed
|Operation Heavy Metal
||1. Operation Heavy Metal: Machia · 2. Operation Heavy Metal: Buffmillion · 3. Operation Heavy Metal: Blunck · 4. Operation Heavy Metal: Raggmunk
|Season 7: The Hands of Time
||65. The Hands of Time · 66. The Hatching · 67. A Time of Traitors · 68. Scavengers · 69. A Line in the Sand · 70. The Attack · 71. Secrets Discovered · 72. Pause and Effect · 73. Out of the Fire and Into the Boiling Sea · 74. Lost in Time
|Wu's Teas mini-movies
|Meet the Ninja
||Meet the Ninja
||1. Legacy · 2. Vehicles and Mechs · 3. Legendary Places · 4. Ninjago's Most Wanted · 5. The Digiverse and Beyond · 6. The Elemental Masters · 7. Beasts and Dragons · 8. Rise of Garmadon · 9. Prophecy of the Green Ninja · 10. Greatest Battles
|Season 8: Sons of Garmadon
||75. The Mask of Deception · 76. The Jade Princess · 77. The Oni and the Dragon · 78. Snake Jaguar · 79. Dead Man's Squall · 80. The Quiet One · 81. Game of Masks · 82. Dread on Arrival · 83. True Potential · 84. Big Trouble, Little Ninjago
|Season 9: Hunted
||85. Firstbourne · 86. Iron & Stone · 87. Radio Free Ninjago · 88. How to Build a Dragon · 89. The Gilded Path · 90. Two Lies, One Truth · 91. The Weakest Link · 92. Saving Faith · 93. Lessons for a Master · 94. Green Destiny
|Tales from the Monastery of Spinjitzu
||1. Master Class · 2. Green and Gold · 3. The Weekend Drill · 4. Elemental Rider · 5. Blue Lighting · 6. Samurai X-Treme
|Season 10: March of the Oni
||95. The Darkness Comes · 96. Into the Breach · 97. The Fall · 98. Endings
|Season 11: Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu
||99. Wasted True Potential · 100. Questing for Quests · 101. A Rocky Start · 102. The Belly of the Beast · 103. Boobytraps and How to Survive Them · 104. The News Never Sleeps! · 105. Ninja vs Lava · 106. Snaketastrophy · 107. Powerless · 108. Ancient History · 109. Never Trust a Human · 110. Under Siege · 111. The Explorers Club · 112. Vengeance is Mine! · 113. A Cold Goodbye · 114. The Never-Realm · 115. Fire Maker · 116. An Unlikely Ally · 117. The Absolute Worst · 118. The Message · 119. The Traveler's Tree · 120. Krag's Lament · 121. Secret of the Wolf · 122. The Last of the Formlings · 123. My Enemy, My Friend · 124. The Kaiju Protocol · 125. Corruption · 126. A Fragile Hope · 127. Once and for All · 128. Awakenings
|Prime Empire Original Shorts
||1. Let's Dance · 2. Upgrade · 3. The Meaning of Victory · 4. The Stowaway · 5. Manhunt · 6. Gayle Gossip: A Closer Look
|Season 12: Prime Empire
||129. Would You Like to Enter Prime Empire? · 130. Dyer Island · 131. Level Thirteen · 132. Superstar Rockin' Jay · 133. I am Okino · 134. The Glitch · 135. The Cliffs of Hysteria · 136. The Maze of the Red Dragon · 137. One Step Forward, Two Steps Back · 138. Racer Seven · 139. The Speedway Five-Billion · 140. Stop, Drop and Side Scroll · 141. Ninjago Confidential · 142. The Prodigal Father · 143. The Temple of Madness · 144. Game Over
|Season 13: Master of the Mountain
||145. Shintaro · 146. Into the Dark · 147. The Worst Rescue Ever · 148. The Two Blades · 149. Queen of the Munce · 150. Trial By Mino · 151. The Skull Sorcerer · 152. The Real Fall · 153. Dungeon Party! · 154. Dungeon Crawl! · 155. Grief-Bringer · 156. Masters Never Quit · 157. The Darkest Hour · 158. The Ascent · 159. The Upply Strike Back! · 160. The Son of Lilly
||161. Uncharted · 162. The Keepers of the Amulet · 163. The Gift of Jay · 164. The Tooth of Wojira
|Season 14: Seabound
||165. A Big Splash · 166. The Call of the Deep · 167. Unsinkable · 168. Five Thousand Fathoms Down · 169. The Wrath of Kalmaar · 170. Long Live the King · 171. Escape from Merlopia· 172. The Tale of Benthomaar · 173. The Storm Amulet · 174. Riddle of the Sphinx · 175.Papergirl · 176. Master of the Sea · 177. The Calm Before the Storm · 178. Assault on Ninjago City · 179. Nyad · 180. The Turn of the Tide
||1. Golden Legend · 2. Gold Rush · 3. A Day in the Life of a Golden Ninja · 4. Sweatin' to the Goldies · 5. Golden Hour
||1. 2014 blooper reel · 2. LEGO NINJAGO Movie Outtakes and Bloopers · 3. Season 13 blooper reel
||1. Our FIRST ever Ninja Vlog! · 2. Arrivals, Discoveries and... chickens... · 3. TBA · 4. TBA