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(In Scott's Garage, Scott shows the Ninja some vehicles.)

Scott: Yeah, she doesn't look like much. But trust me, she's fast.

Cole: Who's car is this, yours?

Scott: No. I don't race.

Kai: Why not?

Scott: Look, you want it or not? This, plus the other three, plus my car, that's five vehicles. That gets you in the race.

Jay: Nah, I don't know. This needs a lot of work. You think we can fix it up in time?

Nya: (sighs) New engine, transmission, brakes, shocks, wheels, timing belt, windshield...

Scott: Yeah, it's in bad shape, but it's the best I got. She did pretty well, until the last race.

Lloyd: What happened in the last race?

Scott: Driver got cubed, made a reckless move. Wanna know why I don't drive? That's why. I've only got one life left, and I value it. I'm not risking it for anything or anyone.

Jay: Some things are worth fighting for, Scott.

Scott: Yeah, yeah. You guys can be heroes if you want, not me.

Jay: He's been stuck in this game a long time. Too long.

Nya: If any of us want to get out of here, we need that Key-Tana. We need to win the race.

Cole: Then we'd better get started. Come on, what're we waiting for?

Lloyd: I'm gonna check out the Speedway, see what I can learn. The more we know about it, the better our chances.

Nya: Okay, but be careful. The racetrack will be crawling with Red Visors.

(Lloyd leaves, and the Ninja work on their vehicles. At the racetrack, Lloyd almost immediately runs into Red Visors, so he uses his Avatar, then heads to the stadium.)

Game Narration: Oh ho, big hit! Good thing he's wearing a seatbelt.

Lloyd: Whoa.

Man: Ooh, here they come! I can see them!

Game Narration: Two teams out of the race, three remaining. Coming up on the fourth mile marker, and here come the Whack Rats!

Man: (cheers) Awesome!

Female Racer: (She dodges a Rat's bomb.) Whoa!

Lloyd: Who's that driver?

Man: Racer Seven! She's been trying to get the Key-Tana for years. Never makes it to the finish line, though. Looks like the day won't be her lucky day, neither.

(Racer Seven crashes after being hit by Whack Rats. She gets out of her vehicle and throws her helmet in frustration, which hits a man and causes him to respawn. Lloyd then catches the helmet.)

Red Visor: Hey, you! Freeze! (Lloyd runs away.) Hey, stop right there!

Racer Seven: My helmet!

(Lloyd fights off the Red Visors with the helmet, then escapes. At Scott's Garage, the Ninja continue working on the vehicles.)

Cole: What do you think that does? (He points to a lever.)

Kai: Maybe some kind of turbo boost?

Cole: Or a weapon?

Kai: Huh, there's a lot of weird wiring in this thing. Let's just worry about the engine. (Just then, Nya's vehicle explodes.)

Jay: Nya! Are you okay?

Nya: Ugh! Stupid, stubborn piece of - ugh! (She kicks her vehicle.)

Kai: Can we fix it?

Nya: The whole engine blew. No!

Scott: Yeah, it's toast.

Cole: Well, we gotta do something. We need five vehicles to enter the Speedway, and we've only got four now.

Jay: The race starts tomorrow at dawn. Where are we gonna get another car in twelve hours?

Lloyd: (He enters the garage.) I might have an idea.

Jay: Whoa-ho! What's up with the fresh new duds?

Lloyd: It's a disguise. I was at the Speedway racetrack. I saw a driver there. She was good, really good.

Scott: Oh, Racer Seven? Don't bother. She's an NPC, she's part of the game.

Nya: So?

Scott: So she's programmed to lose. Every race she wipes out at the fourth mile marker. She's just there to provide a challenge to the other racers. She can't win.

Jay: You mean Unagami programmed her to lose?

Scott: As long as I've been here, she's been racing. Every single race, every one, she wipes out. It's part of her programming.

Nya: That's terrible.

Jay: Yeah. Nobody should be programmed to lose.

Lloyd: Okino broke his programming.

Nya: You think she can too?

Lloyd: It's worth a shot. Do you know where I can find her?

Scott: She eats at a noodle stand in the marketplace after every race. I'm telling you, you're wasting your time.

Lloyd: We've got nothing to lose. (He exits the garage.)

(At the marketplace, Racer Seven walks to the noodle stand.)

Man: Good try, Seven!

Man: Better luck next time.

Man: Yeah, those turns are mighty tricky.

Racer Seven: (sighs) Give me four.

Sushi Chef: Who?

Racer Seven: No. Four. Two plus two, four.

Sushi Chef: Mm. Two.

Lloyd: Have you ever noticed you always wipe out in the exact same spot?

Racer Seven: Hey. You're the guy from the racetrack. Where's my helmet?

Lloyd: You always wipe out at the fourth mile marker. Why is that, do you think?

Racer Seven: What? Who are you?

Lloyd: A friend. And I don't have long. So if you want a chance of winning, a real chance, you have to listen to me.

Racer Seven: Okay.

Lloyd: You're not gonna like it, but this is the truth. Everything around you, all of this, everything you think is real, it's not. Prime Empire, the Speedway Five-Billion, Terra Technica, all of it. It's part of an incredibly complex video game, and you're part of that game, too.

Racer Seven: Pfft. Right.

Lloyd: No, listen! Every race you've ever run, you always crash in the same place. It's because you were programmed to. You were programmed by the game to lose, but you don't have to. You can break the cycle. I've seen it done.

Racer Seven: Okay. Listen, pal. In about two seconds, I'm gonna call the Red Visors, so back off.

Lloyd: Just think about it. When you're ready to listen, I'll be at the empty lot in the market district. Nobody should be programmed to lose, Seven. You deserve a chance to cross that finish line. (He leaves.)

(Racer Seven has several flashbacks of her previous races, all resulting in her crashing at the exact same spot. She gasps.)

Racer Seven: He's right. It - it's real, everything he said. (She drives off.)

(At Scott's Garage, the Ninja sigh as they finish up.)

Jay: I can't believe we rebuilt four vehicles in twenty-four hours. (He yawns.)

Cole: Not that it matters. We're still one short.

Lloyd: Maybe not.

Nya: The race starts in ten minutes, Lloyd. If she isn't here by now, she isn't coming. (A car honks outside.)

Racer Seven: Hello? Hello? It's me, Racer Seven! I'm here. I believe you! Please! (She bumps into the invisible garage.) What the? (The door opens, revealing the Ninja and Scott.)

Lloyd: You came.

Racer Seven: What is this?

Lloyd: There's no time. These are my friends: Jay, Cole, Kai, Nya, and Scott. We need to enter the Speedway, and we're one car short. We need a car, and we need a driver. We need you.

Racer Seven: You said I was programmed to lose.

Lloyd: Not if you want it badly enough. I believe you can win that race, if we work together. What do you say?

Racer Seven: This can't be real. This - this is crazy.

Lloyd: Are you in, or not? (He gives her her helmet.)

(She takes the helmet from him and smiles.)

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LEGO Ninjago Transcripts

Pilot Episodes

1. Way of the Ninja · 2. The Golden Weapon · 3. King of Shadows · 4. Weapons of Destiny

Mini-Movies

1. Secrets of the Blacksmith · 2. Flight of the Dragon Ninja · 3. The New Masters of Spinjitzu · 4. An Underworldly Takeover · 5. Return to the Fire Temple · 6. Battle Between Brothers

Season 1: Rise of the Snakes

1. Rise of the Snakes · 2. Home · 3. Snakebit · 4. Never Trust a Snake · 5. Can of Worms · 6. The Snake King · 7. Tick Tock · 8. Once Bitten, Twice Shy · 9. The Royal Blacksmiths · 10. The Green Ninja · 11. All of Nothing · 12. The Rise of the Great Devourer · 13. Day of the Great Devourer

Season 2: Legacy of the Green Ninja

1. Darkness Shall Rise · 2. Pirates vs. Ninja · 3. Double Trouble · 4. Ninjaball Run · 5. Child's Play · 6. Wrong Place, Wrong Time · 7. The Stone Army · 8. The Day Ninjago Stood Still · 9. The Last Voyage · 10. Island of Darkness · 11. The Last Hope · 12. Return of the Overlord · 13. Rise of the Spinjitzu Master

Season 3: Rebooted

1. The Surge · 2. The Art of the Silent Fist · 3. Blackout · 4. The Curse of the Golden Master· 5. Enter the Digiverse · 6. Codename: Arcturus · 7. The Void · 8. The Titanium Ninja

Season 4: The Tournament of Elements

1. The Invitation · 2. Only One Can Remain · 3. Versus · 4. Ninja Roll · 5. Spy for a Spy · 6. Spellbound · 7. The Forgotten Element · 8. The Day of the Dragon · 9. The Greatest Fear of All · 10. The Corridor of Elders

Chen Mini-Movies
(Non-Canon)

1. Chen's New Chair · 2. Chair Play Chen · 3. Chair Up Chen · 4. Chairful What You Wish For · 5. Bad Chair Day

Video Games
(Non-Canon)

1. LEGO Ninjago Shadow of Ronin

Season 5: Possession

1. Winds of Change · 2. Ghost Story · 3. Stiix and Stones· 4. The Temple on Haunted Hill · 5. Peak-a-Boo · 6. Kingdom Come · 7. The Crooked Path · 8. Grave Danger · 9. Curseworld, Part I · 10. Curseworld, Part II

Season 6: Skybound

1. Infamous · 2. Public Enemy Number One · 3. Enkrypted· 4. Misfortune Rising · 5. On a Wish and a Prayer · 6. My Dinner With Nadakhan · 7. Wishmasters · 8. The Last Resort · 9. Operation Land Ho! · 10. The Way Back

Tall Tales
(Non-Canon)

1. The Tall Tale of Flintlocke · 2. The Tall Tale of Clancee · 3. The Tall Tale of Doubloon · 4. The Tall Tale of Dogshank · 5. The Tall Tale of Monkey Wretch · 6. The Tall Tale of Squiffy and Bucko

Villain Throwbacks

1. Villain Throwbacks

Special

1. Day of the Departed

Season 7: The Hands of Time

1. The Hands of Time · 2. The Hatching · 3. A Time of Traitors · 4. Scavengers · 5. A Line in the Sand · 6. The Attack · 7. Secrets Discovered · 8. Pause and Effect · 9. Out of the Fire and Into the Boiling Sea · 10. Lost in Time

Wu's Teas
(Non-Canon)

1. Wu's Teas

Ninjago: Decoded

1. Legacy · 2. Vehicles and Mechs · 3. Legendary Places · 4. Ninjago's Most Wanted · 5. The Digiverse and Beyond · 6. The Elemental Masters · 7. Beasts and Dragons · 8. Rise of Garmadon · 9. Prophecy of the Green Ninja · 10. Greatest Battles

Movies

1. The LEGO Ninjago Movie

Season 8: Sons of Garmadon

1. The Mask of Deception · 2. The Jade Princess · 3. The Oni and the Dragon · 4. Snake Jaguar · 5. Dead Man's Squall · 6. The Quiet One · 7. Game of Masks · 8. Dread on Arrival · 9. True Potential · 10. Big Trouble, Little Ninjago

Season 9: Hunted

1. Firstbourne · 2. Iron & Stone · 3. Radio Free Ninjago · 4. How to Build a Dragon · 5. The Gilded Path · 6. Two Lies, One Truth · 7. The Weakest Link · 8. Saving Faith · 9. Lessons for a Master · 10. Green Destiny

Tales from the Monastery of Spinjitzu

1. Master Class · 2. Green and Gold · 3. The Weekend Drill · 4. Elemental Rider · 5. Blue Lightning · 6. Samurai X-Treme

Season 10: March of the Oni

1. The Darkness Comes · 2. Into the Breach · 3. The Fall · 4. Endings

Season 11: Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu

1. Wasted True Potential · 2. Questing for Quests · 3. A Rocky Start · 4. The Belly of the Beast · 5. Boobytraps and How to Survive Them · 6. The News Never Sleeps · 7. Ninja vs Lava · 8. Snaketastrophy · 9. Powerless · 10. Ancient History · 11. Never Trust a Human · 12. Under Siege · 13. The Explorers Club · 14. Vengeance is Mine! · 15. A Cold Goodbye · 16. The Never-Realm · 17. Fire Maker · 18. An Unlikely Ally · 19. The Absolute Worst · 20. The Message· 21. The Traveler's Tree · 22. Krag's Lament · 23. Secret of the Wolf · 24. The Last of the Formlings · 25. My Enemy, My Friend · 26. The Kaiju Protocol · 27. Corruption · 28. A Fragile Hope · 29. Once and for All · 30. Awakenings

Prime Empire Original Shorts

1. Let's Dance · 2. Upgrade · 3. The Meaning of Victory · 4. The Stowaway · 5. Manhunt · 6. Gayle Gossip: A Closer Look

Season 12: Prime Empire

1. Would You Like to Enter Prime Empire? · 2. Dyer Island · 3. Level Thirteen · 4. Superstar Rockin' Jay · 5. I Am Okino · 6. The Glitch · 7. The Cliffs of Hysteria · 8. The Maze of the Red Dragon · 9. One Step Forward, Two Steps Back · 10. Racer Seven · 11. The Speedway Five-Billion · 12. Stop, Drop and Side Scroll · 13. Ninjago Confidential · 14. The Prodigal Father · 15. The Temple of Madness · 16. Game Over

Season 13: Master of the Mountain

1. Shintaro · 2. Into the Dark · 3. The Worst Rescue Ever · 4. The Two Blades · 5. Queen of the Munce · 6. Trial By Mino · 7. The Skull Sorcerer · 8. The Real Fall · 9. Dungeon Party! · 10. Dungeon Crawl! · 11. Grief-Bringer 12. Masters Never Quit · 13. The Darkest Hour · 14. The Ascent · 15. The Upply Strike Back! 16. The Son of Lilly

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