(Two guards are fighting over a newspaper in Kryptarium Prison.)
Guard #1: Hey! Quit hogging the newspaper, I need my daily funnies.
Guard #1: Oh, so that's why no one's seen the Ninja for— (Noble rushes in and covers his mouth, then swiftly knocks the newspaper out of their hands.)
Noble: Are you crazy?! Don't talk about that on duty! (He grabs the guard and shakes him.) Do you have any idea what would happen if the prisoners learn the Ninja are missing?
Guard #2: Uh... no?
Noble: They might start getting ideas! (He looks around and drops his voice.) Ideas about breaking out. Especially them. (Points to where the part where Captain Soto, Killow, Ultra Violet, and others are being held prisoner).
Guards: Sorry, Warden. (The newspaper on the floor gets blown over through the prisoners and smacks right into The Mechanic's face.)
The Mechanic: What the nimbluey! What... (He glances over the newspaper.)The Ninja are... (He gasps and runs over to Ultra Violet, who is filing her nails.) Ultra Violet, look!
Ultra Violet: This better be good, you're interrupting my "me" time! (The Mechanic shows her the front cover and she looks at the newspaper.) So it's true!
The Mechanic: If the Ninja are out of the picture, we might actually have a chance!
Ultra Violet: (She grabs the paper and crumples it.) Tonight, after lights out. (She tosses it to The Mechanic.)
(Later that night, the prisoners are in their cells.)
Guard #2: Lights out! Cellblock 1! (Guard #1 switches off the lights. As soon as they pass by The Mechanic's cell, he gets up and detaches his robo-arm. It goes and steals the keys from a sleeping guard, for the cells. It unlocks the Mechanic's cell doors, then The Mechanic meets Ultra Violet in her cell.)
Ultra Violet: Come on! (She lifts up a poster of Lou and reveals a hole. They go through the hole and climb out the other end. The poster closes behind them.) Ha! With the Ninja out of the picture, we're practically home free!
The Mechanic: Heh! Wonder what happened to 'em.
Ultra Violet: Whatever it is, I hope it's something terrible! (They both laugh.) Especially Zane! He's the worst of the bunch. (She opens a cover and jumps through.)
The Mechanic: Zane? You're kidding? (He jumps into the sewers.) He barely even counts as a Ninja. Now Nya, she's the worst!
Man: Zane and Nya are like warm hugs compared to the painful force and skill of Jay. Jay is the worst ever.
The Mechanic: Who the heck are you?
Man: (Scoffs.) Fugi-Dove.
Ultra Violet: Did you say "Fugitive?"
Fugi-Dove: Fugi-Dove. (The Mechanic and Ultra Violet exchange confused looks.) The notorious villain. The scourge of Ninjago City. (They stare at him.) Sorry, was this a private escape or can anyone join?
The Mechanic: You can come, bird guy. But let's get one thing straight: Jay is not the worst Ninja.
Fantasy Lloyd: (They look at her in fear and beg.) Please, Ultra Violet! Don't hurt us!
Ultra Violet: The weak Ninja cowered in my presence. Victory was in my grasp. But then... (Fantasy Zane pilots a jet and attacks her with missiles. She dodges and runs up a building to confront him. They start a combat on Zane's jet.)
Fugi-Dove: Uh, whoa, whoa, wait. (The fantasy suddenly freezes and Fugi-Dove suddenly appears in front of it.) That's not what I heard happened. I heard Zane had a Dragon, not a jet. And I heard he froze you instantly, like the minute it showed up. No fight whatsoever.
Ultra Violet: (She comes up to him) Wrong! Whoever told you that is a liar! I had Zane down. (Fugi-Dove moves away, out of shot) But he pulled some dirty robot tricks. (Zane transforms and pins her down. He starts to freeze her with his eyes.)
Fugi-Dove: Wait, wait, wait. Come on. Are you sure that happened?
Ultra Violet: Were you there?! Because I have no memory of you being there!
The Mechanic: I believe you. Go on.
Ultra Violet: (Zane continues to freeze her until she's in a solid block of ice. Then, he kicks the frozen block off the jet.) And that is why Zane is the worst Ninja of all!
The Mechanic: Heh. Sounds pretty tough. But trust me, Nya is worse. Like, so much worse. Let me tell you. I was test driving my newly-built ultimate noodle truck of crime. (He fantasizes about stealing from a jewelry store.) When for no reason at all, that nosey do-gooder judgey Nya comes out of nowhere and starts messing with me. (Fantasy Nya arrives with her motorcycle. She sees The Mechanic and drives towards him. The Mechanic releases a bunch of missiles, but Nya dodges them and lands on his truck. The motorcycle explodes in the background. She uses a laser to cut a hole in his windshield.)
Fantasy Mechanic: Hey! That's private property!
Fantasy Nya: (She pulls him out.) You're going away for theft and false advertising.
Fantasy Mechanic: False advertising?
Fantasy Nya: This truck doesn't even sell noodles, does it? Does it?!
Fantasy Mechanic: (He shoots out at Nya with his arm and escapes, taking the jewelry.) You'll never catch me! (Nya jumps down to a fire hydrant, kicks off the lid, and splashes him with Water.)
Fantasy Nya: I like your vehicle. It's actually cooler than mine. I think I'll take it without asking. (Nya takes the noodle truck and drives off.)
Ultra Violet: Nya stole your noodle truck?
The Mechanic: Yeah. Can you believe it?
Ultra Violet: And she said, "I think I'll take it without asking"?
Fugi-Dove: That doesn't really sound like Nya.
The Mechanic: Sorry, who are you again?
Fugi-Dove: Fugi-Dove! My cry fills the night! (Coos twice.) Anyway, we should probably keep moving. (He notices them walking away from him) And while we go, I'll tell you why Jay is actually the worst of all the Ninja. (He starts to follow them again.) It was the biggest score of my life. (Fantasy Fugi-Dove breaks through the roof of the bank, and flies up, carrying a sack of money in each talon) One of those heists like hard-working criminals like ourselves dream about, you know. But then.
Fantasy Cole: Our frequent, and well known, archenemy!
Fantasy Kai: Even with the three of us together, do you think we're a match for him? (Fantasy Fugi-Dove poke holes in their hang gliders with his feathers. They plummet toward the ground.)
Fantasy Lloyd: We should have never dared to take over the claws of Fugi-Dove!
Fugi-Dove: I was home free.
Fantasy Jay: Fugi-Dove, we meet again. (Fantasy Fugi-Dove turns around to see Jay on a pillar of Lightning.)
The Mechanic: Wait, hold on. Stop everything. The Blue Ninja doesn't ride lightning bolts.
Fugi-Dove: Well, he did that day.
Ultra Violet: Actually, I'm enjoying this. What happened next?
Fantasy Fugi-Dove: I will not bow to your tyranny. You don't scare Fugi-Dove.
Fantasy Jay: Haha! I admire your courage, Fugi-Dove. In another time or place, who knows, we might have been allies. But today, you're going down. My respect for you is only matched by my admiration for your skill. But justice must be served. Ninja-ukin! (He blasts him with a beam of lightning.) Forgive me, old nemesis. (He grabs Fugi-Dove, the bag of money, and flies away. Fugi-Dove coos and pretends to get shocked.)
Ultra Violet: Have you ever even seen a Ninja!? I mean, lightning rope? Not only is that not how lightning works, it's not even how rope works!
Fugi-Dove: That's how it happened!
Ultra Violet: Whatever. (She gasps.)
The Mechanic: Hey, look. Light!
Ultra Violet: It's about time. I don't think I can take another story.
The Mechanic: We made it!
Fugi-Dove: At last. I am no longer caged! (Coos and spins.)
P.I.X.A.L.: I thought my ground-penetrating radar detected unusual subterranean activity. Now to get you back to Kryptarium Prison where you belong.
The Mechanic: I'm revising my opinion. Samurai X is the worst!
Ultra Violet: Absolutely!
Fugi-Dove: Agreed. (He coos sadly.)
P.I.X.A.L.: Who are you?
Fugi-Dove: Oh, come on. I'm Fugi-Dove.
P.I.X.A.L.: (She checks through her databases for Fugi-Dove.) I have no record of you in my criminal databases.
Fugi-Dove: Nothing? I'm Fugi-Dove! My cry fills the ni— (P.I.X.A.L. picks him up and flies off. Fugi-Dove coos again.)
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