| "That's not what happened at all!"
This article is about something not canon to either the storyline of the TV show, Ninjago, or the LEGO Movie franchise.
Narrator: "Meet Doubloon". He was a master thief, eloquent in any situation."
Doubloon: (Robbing jewels) This belongs to me, and this belongs to me. A guard behind me. Hello! (Guard tries to catch him, but misses.) I must be going. Tata!
Narrator: "And a master at escape...most of the time. But always talking."
Doubloon: (On radio)...which in fact, I do. Have these noble police officers, you guys are doing a...(recording malfunctions).
Officer: (Checks Doubloon's bed and finds the radio. Checks under bed and found a hole dug with a spoon.)
Narrator: "For escaping again, in masterful ways."
Doubloon: Oh, where am I? (Encounters Chokun.) Oh, hello, good sir, but can you guide me to the nearest exit to ground level?
Chokun: Of course. One turn right.
Doubloon: Oh, thank you most humbly reptile brains.
Narrator: "And Doubloon was always on the lookout, never for the long arm of the law, but for new loot."
Doubloon: I'm new to these parts. Can you tell me the direction to Ninjago City?
Flintlocke: We could offer you a ride on our ship with ambitions. The sky is the limit.
Doubloon: I-I'm just an accountant looking for office work.
Clancee: F-F-Find the lone bridge on the other side of town.
Doubloon: Oh, I thank you. I'm off. Numbers to be crunched. Haha. Good luck with that, um, sky ambition thing.
Flintlocke: He was definitely lying.
Narrator: "And Doubloon always knew exactly how to sweet-talk his way to that loot."
Doubloon: (Sees Monkey Wretch (thinking he's a statue) and puts him on another table.) Hello, my useless friend. And see you not preferably again. This lock is a bit different; not so easy peasy, eh, statue? As I work on this lock...
Narrator: "And he never stopped talking, until..."
Doubloon: ...ever told you about the time I learned Spinjitzu? Oh oh, whoops!
Doubloon: I-I did it. I solved your mystery lock. Is there still an opening on the crew?
Flintlocke: You were caught red-handed. And now you—(about to attack him with his sword, but Nadakhan stops him.)
Nadakhan: Of course. You would be a new addition to our crew. Two-faced, and so wonderfully quiet. (Nadakhan uses his magic to change Doubloon's appearance and mutes him).
Narrator: "Doubloon, forever the pirate, forever the in the proud crew of Misfortune's Keep."
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