|"That's not what happened at all!"
|"The Tall Tale of Squiffy and Bucko"|
|Season Mini-series, Episode 6|
|Air date||April 25, 2016|
"The Tall Tale of Monkey Wretch"
Sqiffy and Bucko get yelled at by an angry Pirate Captain. After that, they start mopping and make Captain fall. Then they have to paint the ship and Bucko paints the Pirate Captain's face green. This makes the Pirate Captain upset. Sqiffy and Bucko then throw the anchor into the water, but it gets caught on the propeller of the ship. Sqiffy and Bucko start laughing at the Pirate Captain. They get fired. Then, they start working at Master Chen's Noodle House but they start breaking plates and laughing so Master Chen fires them. Then they work as window washers but their bucket falls on Cyrus Borg's head and they laugh before he too fires them. Walking across the dock they find Clancee and Flintlocke. They laugh and say that pirates are so outdated. Nadakhan appears after that, grabs them and starts telling them to do things. They obey and become pirates.
- Bucko - Brian Dobson
- Ship Captain - Unknown
- Skeleton figurehead - Unknown
- Sqiffy - Michael Adamthwaite
For the transcript of the episode, click here.
- The tall tale directly contradicts the episode "Wishmasters," which shows that Sqiffy and Bucko were citizens named "Landon" and "Colin" before they met Nadakhan.
- This confirms the fact that the Tall Tales are non-canon.