Clutch: Hey, be careful! I had to sell a lot of books to get that!
Misako: And why did you need to bring a tanning bed to a tropical island?
Clutch: Uh, for tanning. (The explorers drop the bed.) Hey!
Wu: What is it? What's wrong?
Clutch: Nothing. My arm's sore. I've been chopping vines all morning. Dwayne! Get over here. Time to earn your pay.
Dwayne: Huh? Uh, you don't actually pay me, Professor Powers. I'm an intern.
Clutch: I pay you in knowledge, Dwayne, and this is where you learn how to chop, so chop chop.
Dwayne: Ooh yeah! (He laughs while chopping, then screams when he sees the Stone Guardians. The other explorers run away in fear.)
Clutch: Hey, hey! I need that! Oh, great. So much for my perfect tan.
Wu: It's a totem pole.
Misako: But who do you suppose carved it?
Dwayne: Is it dangerous?
Clutch: No, Dwayne. It's a hunk of rock! It's not alive. (Lightning flashes and the Golems come to life.) Gumdrops!
P.I.X.A.L.: Have you been up all night?
P.I.X.A.L.: I was told the police made an arrest.
P.I.X.A.L.: Is that Ronin?
Lloyd: Yeah. The police hired him to help round up the criminals. I don't like how the police keep using a bounty hunter like Ronin, but - (The computer starts beeping and shows Cecil Putnam at the front door of the monastery.)
P.I.X.A.L.: Who is that?
Cecil: Cecil Putnam, manager of the Explorers Club. I regret to inform you that Misako Montgomery Garmadon's membership has been cancelled, effective immediately. Here are the items emptied from her club locker.
Zane: On what grounds?
Cecil: I'm afraid it's club policy. Whenever a member is missing and presumed lost at sea, the club revokes their membership.
Nya: What are you talking about?
Cecil: Oh there's no need for panic. Her position will be given to another worthy applicant. The club will prevail.
Lloyd: I'm not worried about the club! I'm worried about my mother and Master Wu! Where are they?
Cecil: She was leading an expedition with Professor Powers to attempt to navigate the storm belt, and prove her theory about an uncharted island. But as we haven't heard from her in several weeks, the expedition is presumed lost.
P.I.X.A.L.: The storm belt? What was she thinking?
(Back in the hangar bay, P.I.X.A.L. pulls up the storm belt on the base's computer.)
P.I.X.A.L.: The storm belt is an area off the Southern Coast, plagued by violent storms. Numerous ships and airplanes have gone missing in the region. It is considered very dangerous.
Zane: To my knowledge, there is only one person ever to emerge from the Storm Belt.
P.I.X.A.L.: Correct. A man named Timothy Batterson. Batterson was part of a balloon tour which was blown off course. He claimed it was blown into a Storm Belt and eventually crashed on an uncharted island.
Lloyd: P.I.X.A.L., ready the Bounty. Zane, pull up whatever information you have about this man. The rest of you, pack. We don't have a moment to lose.
(The ninja arrive at Twitchy Tim's shop.)
Twitchy Tim: Hiya, fellas! What'll it be? Leaded or unleaded?
Lloyd: Are you Mr. Batterson?
Twitchy Tim: Oh, yeah, but nobody calls me that.
Cole: Uh, what do they call you?
Twitchy Tim: Twitchy Tim! Twitchy for short.
Lloyd: Well, um, Twitchy, my mother was part of an expedition to try and map an unknown island on the southern coast, and she's missing. We're going after them. You're the only one who knows what's out there and we could really use your help.
Twitchy Tim: I'll tell you what's out there. Storms! Monsters! Doom! I was struck twelve times by lightning trying to escape that nightmare. And you want me to go back?!
Cole: Twelve? Really?
Twitchy Tim: Yeah. Well, luckily, it didn't affect me, but I - hiya, fellas! What'll it be, leaded or unleaded?
Lloyd: You already asked us that.
Twitchy Tim: I did?
Lloyd: We're not here for gas, we're here for your help. Remember?
Cole: Yeah, we were talking about the uncharted island. We were asking you to come with us.
Twitchy Tim: The uncharted island? Are you nuts? You want me to go back? Well, you can forget it. The answer's - hiya, fellas! What'll it be, leaded or unleaded?
Jay: What is going on? You said that twice!
Twitchy Tim: I did?
Jay: We were talking about going back to the island! Remember? We were asking you for help?
Twitchy Tim: Going back to the island? I swore I'd never do it but what can I say? A deal's a deal. You're driving, right?
Kai: Yes! (He pushes Tim towards the Bounty and they head for the uncharted island.)
P.I.X.A.L.: Interesting. Our radar is unable to penetrate the fog bank.
Twitchy Tim: It's the island! She doesn't want you to see her secrets.
Lloyd: How did you reach the island the first time?
Twitchy Tim: It was a freak accident. I was taking a hot air balloon tour, but the balloon blew off course. It got caught in the storm. I tried to ride it out. They were like hours, days of being tossed around in that fog. Then suddenly -
Zane: Then what?
Twitchy Tim: Lightning struck it! It crashed. I must have blacked out because I don't remember that part, but when I woke up, I was on a beach, a blue sand beach.
Jay: Blue sand?
Cole: You must have hit your head pretty hard.
Twitchy Tim: It was blue, I tell you, what do you think I'm lying? I'm telling the truth!
P.I.X.A.L.: Lloyd, I'm picking up a rise in electrostatic levels. I do not think it would be wise to proceed any nearer. I suggest you lower the catamarans and approach by sea.
Lloyd: Right. Let's mount top and break some waves.
Cole: (Twitchy Tim faints in his arms.) Uh, he's gonna need a life jacket.
P.I.X.A.L.: Deploying water vessels, in three, two, one.
Lloyd: Pix, we're down. Proceeding into the fog bank.
P.I.X.A.L.: Good luck, Lloyd. Be careful.
Jay: (whispering) Why is it so quiet?
Cole: Why are you whispering?
Jay: I don't know!
Kai: Do you guys hear that?
Nya: Waves. We must be getting close.
Lloyd: Close to what? (Lloyd sees rough waves and rocks ahead.) Look out!
Nya: Hard port!
Twitchy Tim: Here we go!
Nya: Hold on!
Lloyd: Watch out for the lightning!
Zane: Fascinating. The rock seems to attract the lightning.
Lloyd: Nya! We're too wide! We won't fit!
Jay: Here we go.
Cole: Push the button. We're too wide!
Jay: I am pushing the button. It's not working!
Zane: (He leaps off his catamaran and lands on Jay's.) Everyone, get to starboard. Lean back into the catamaran up on its side.
Twitchy Tim: What was I thinking, offering to come back here?
Kai: Huh, I guess we're walking from here.
Lloyd: Maybe not. P.I.X.A.L., do you copy?
P.I.X.A.L.: I copy, Lloyd.
Lloyd: We are on the island. Can you fix on my location and deploy the Jungle Choppers?
P.I.X.A.L.: Affirmative. Deploying now.
Kai: Haha! That's what I call air mail.
Lloyd: (They arrive at a campsite.) Mom? Hello?
Zane: Look. The rock formation. It spells out "help".
Kai: What happened here?
Nya: They must have left this behind in case someone came after them.
Lloyd: Mom! Master Wu! (His voice echoes through the area and Twitchy Tim covers his mouth.)
Twitchy Tim: Shh! Are you nuts? You want those things to know we're here?
Kai: Uh, what things?
Twitchy Tim: The monsters in the jungle! They look like statues, but it's a trick! They're alive.
Lloyd: Well, what are we waiting for? (They get back on the jungle choppers and head into the jungle.)
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