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(In the Ninjago City Bank, two guards are keeping watch on the safe. They cross paths and the first guard winks at him playfully and the second guard shakes his head knowingly. They hear the Mechanic drive up his noodle truck in front of the bank.)

Guard #2: Hey. They can't park there. (Sparks fly.)

Guards: Whoa! (The sparks stop and they see a hole in the window. The first guard gasps.)

Guard #1: Huh? (The Mechanic then sends in two claws, trapping the guards.)

Guard #2: Help! Someone!

(The Mechanic sends in a third claw, carefully turning the lock. Then he grabs it, yanks it out, and uses a vacuum to suck in all the money. After he's done, he retracts everything.)

The Mechanic: (Chuckles.) Heh-heh-heh. (He buckles up and drives off.)

Lloyd and Kai: (They jump down and pursue after the Mechanic.) Ninja-GO!

The Mechanic: (He looks in his side-view mirror.) Huh? (He sees Lloyd and Kai joined up by Cole and Zane.)

Lloyd: It's the Mechanic! Don't let him get away! (They race after him with Lloyd and Kai on the ground and Cole and Zane leaping up above.)

The Mechanic: Ninja. (He flicks a switch and his truck rockets away down the street.) Huaaah!

Lloyd: (The Ninja regroup down below, throwing off their hoods.) Aaaaand he got away. (They hear Nya and Jay arrive behind them.)

Nya: Since when can his truck do that?

Lloyd: Where were you guys?

Nya: (She looks at Jay sheepishly.) We, uh... had a thing to take care of. (Jay nods.)

(The rest of the team looks at them, unconvinced.)


(The Mechanic arrives at his headquarters and sits in front of a computer.)

The Mechanic: The noodle truck upgrades work just as you said they would.

Computer: And the bank heist?

The Mechanic: Piece of cake.

Computer: That was merely a test run for a bigger plan.

The Mechanic: We've been working together for weeks. You gotta tell me who you are.

Computer: You will know all... when the time is right.

The Mechanic: In the meantime, maybe we could team up on another little project?

(The computer turns itself off.)

The Mechanic: (He sighs in disappointment.) Never mind.


(He goes outside to join up with the rest of the henchmen admiring his noodle truck.)

Henchman: Don't worry. Now we can do evil in style.

The Mechanic: It's totally tricked-out. Full of little touches. (He presses a remote and two claws come out and lift the truck up into the air. They laugh excitedly and the Mechanic puts his truck down for them to look inside.)

Henchman: (He runs his hand across the passenger's seat.) Go-lly! Real Corinthian leather?! (He looks at the two other henchmen.) You gotta feel this.

The Mechanic: (The Mechanic gets inside the noodle truck. He glances disappointingly at his cybernetic arm. He shakes his head and regains focus.) Check out the most important button of all. (He points at a green button.) This one. Makes a refreshing cup of cold noodles.

Henchman: How's that help us?

The Mechanic: Never commit crimes on an empty stomach. (He tries to press the button with his cybernetic arm, but is unable to do so, angering him.) Ungh!

Henchman: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Here, let me get that for you, boss. (He presses the button and the machine gets to work.)

The Mechanic: (He looks at the cup of noodles, irritated. He whacks it across at him.) Unrgh! (The noodles plop on to the heist's head.)

Henchman: What'd I do? (He looks to his friends.)

(The Mechanic leaves, grumbling.)


(Back at the arcade, the Mechanic goes down to the computer.)

The Mechanic: (He sighs and sees the blackened screen. He twirls his cybernetic arm and slams it down.) Darrhh! (The computer turns on.)

Computer: Yes?

The Mechanic: I need your help with something. I need a more advanced robo-arm. It's not enough to make it stronger and have gadgets. (He swipes off some papers and turns on the flamethrower.) I need to be able to... to...

Computer: Yes?

The Mechanic: I want to feel.

Computer: I believe I can help you with this. (It immediately prints out blueprints for the Mechanic's new arm.)

The Mechanic: (He looks at it and gasps.) Whoa! (He clears off the desk, takes off his cybernetic arm and puts it down. He then throws up a wrench into the air and catches it, determined to improve his arm. The Mechanic goes through each of the steps, with the computer helping him choose the right wires. Finished, he puts his arm back on and grabs the wrench with his new arm. He gasps at the touch of it.) I can feel it. I can feel it! (He runs over to grab a page of the blueprints.) Oh ho-ho! (He pokes himself a pencil.) Ooh, hahaha! (He presses keys on the typewriter.) Ah, haha! (He rubs his chin.) Ohhh. Who are you?

Computer: My name is... Unagami. (He displays his signature symbol on the screen.)

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LEGO Ninjago Transcripts

Pilot Episodes

1. Way of the Ninja · 2. The Golden Weapon · 3. King of Shadows · 4. Weapons of Destiny

Mini-Movies

1. Secrets of the Blacksmith · 2. Flight of the Dragon Ninja · 3. The New Masters of Spinjitzu · 4. An Underworldly Takeover · 5. Return to the Fire Temple · 6. Battle Between Brothers

Season 1: Rise of the Snakes

1. Rise of the Snakes · 2. Home · 3. Snakebit · 4. Never Trust a Snake · 5. Can of Worms · 6. The Snake King · 7. Tick Tock · 8. Once Bitten, Twice Shy · 9. The Royal Blacksmiths · 10. The Green Ninja · 11. All of Nothing · 12. The Rise of the Great Devourer · 13. Day of the Great Devourer

Season 2: Legacy of the Green Ninja

1. Darkness Shall Rise · 2. Pirates Vs. Ninja · 3. Double Trouble · 4. Ninjaball Run · 5. Child's Play · 6. Wrong Place, Wrong Time · 7. The Stone Army · 8. The Day Ninjago Stood Still · 9. The Last Voyage · 10. Island of Darkness · 11. The Last Hope · 12. Return of the Overlord · 13. Rise of the Spinjitzu Master

Season 3: Rebooted

1. The Surge · 2. The Art of the Silent Fist · 3. Blackout · 4. The Curse of the Golden Master· 5. Enter the Digiverse · 6. Codename: Arcturus · 7. The Void · 8. The Titanium Ninja

Season 4: The Tournament of Elements

1. The Invitation · 2. Only One Can Remain · 3. Versus· 4. Ninja Roll · 5. Spy for a Spy · 6. Spellbound · 7. The Forgotten Element · 8. The Day of the Dragon · 9. The Greatest Fear of All · 10. The Corridor of Elders

Chen Mini-Movies
(Non-Canon)

1. Chen's New Chair · 2. Chair Play Chen · 3. Chair Up Chen · 4. Chairful What You Wish For · 5. Bad Chair Day

Video Games
(Non-Canon)

1. LEGO Ninjago Shadow of Ronin

Season 5: Possession

1. Winds of Change · 2. Ghost Story · 3. Stiix and Stones· 4. The Temple on Haunted Hill · 5. Peak-a-Boo · 6. Kingdom Come · 7. The Crooked Path · 8. Grave Danger · 9. Curseworld, Part I · 10. Curseworld, Part II

Season 6: Skybound

1. Infamous · 2. Public Enemy Number One · 3. Enkrypted· 4. Misfortune Rising · 5. On a Wish and a Prayer · 6. My Dinner With Nadakhan · 7. Wishmasters · 8. The Last Resort · 9. Operation Land Ho! · 10. The Way Back

Tall Tale Mini-Movies
(Non-Canon)

1. The Tall Tale of Flintlocke · 2. The Tall Tale of Clancee · 3. The Tall Tale of Doubloon · 4. The Tall Tale of Dogshank · 5. The Tall Tale of Monkey Wretch · 6. The Tall Tale of Squiffy and Bucko

Villain Throwback

1. Villain Throwbacks

Special

1. Day of the Departed

Season 7: The Hands of Time

1. The Hands of Time · 2. The Hatching · 3. A Time of Traitors · 4. Scavengers · 5. A Line in the Sand · 6. The Attack · 7. Secrets Discovered · 8. Pause and Effect · 9. Out of the Fire and Into the Boiling Sea · 10. Lost in Time

Wu's Teas
(Non-Canon)

1. Wu's Teas

Ninjago: Decoded

1. Legacy · 2. Vehicles and Mechs · 3. Legendary Places · 4. Ninjago's Most Wanted · 5. The Digiverse and Beyond · 6. The Elemental Masters · 7. Beasts and Dragons · 8. Rise of Garmadon · 9. Prophecy of the Green Ninja · 10. Greatest Battles

Movies

1. The LEGO Ninjago Movie

Season 8: Sons of Garmadon

1. The Mask of Deception · 2. The Jade Princess · 3. The Oni and the Dragon · 4. Snake Jaguar · 5. Dead Man's Squall · 6. The Quiet One · 7. Game of Masks · 8. Dread on Arrival · 9. True Potential · 10. Big Trouble, Little Ninjago

Season 9: Hunted

1. Firstbourne · 2. Iron & Stone · 3. Radio Free Ninjago · 4. How to Build a Dragon · 5. The Gilded Path · 6. Two Lies, One Truth · 7. The Weakest Link · 8. Saving Faith · 9. Lessons for a Master · 10. Green Destiny

Tales from the Monastery of Spinjitzu

1. Master Class · 2. Green and Gold · 3. The Weekend Drill · 4. Elemental Rider · 5. Blue Lightning · 6. Samurai X-Treme

Season 10: March of the Oni

1. The Darkness Comes · 2. Into the Breach · 3. The Fall · 4. Endings

Season 11: Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu

1. Wasted True Potential · 2. Questing for Quests · 3. A Rocky Start · 4. The Belly of the Beast · 5. Boobytraps and How to Survive Them · 6. The News Never Sleeps · 7. Ninja vs Lava · 8. Snaketastrophy · 9. Powerless · 10. Ancient History · 11. Never Trust a Human · 12. Under Siege · 13. The Explorers Club · 14. Vengeance is Mine! · 15. A Cold Goodbye · 16. The Never-Realm · 17. Fire Maker · 18. An Unlikely Ally · 19. The Absolute Worst · 20. The Message· 21. The Traveler's Tree · 22. Krag's Lament · 23. Secret of The Wolf · 24. The Last of the Formlings · 25. My Enemy, My Friend · 26. The Kaiju Protocol · 27. Corruption · 28. A Fragile Hope · 29. Once and for All · 30. Awakenings

Prime Empire Original Shorts

1. Let's Dance · 2. Upgrade · 3. The Meaning of Victory · 4. The Stowaway · 5. Manhunt · 6. Gayle Gossip: A Closer Look

Season 12: Prime Empire

1. Would You Like to Enter Prime Empire? · 2. Dyer Island · 3. Level Thirteen · 4. Superstar Rockin' Jay · 5. I Am Okino · 6. The Glitch · 7. The Cliffs of Hysteria · 8. The Maze of the Red Dragon · 9. One Step Forward, Two Steps Back · 10. Racers Seven · 11. The Speedway Five-Billion · 12. Stop, Drop and Side Scroll

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